As a trail worker on one of the busiest Forest Service districts, I get to hear numerous not so witty comments from users. Some are repeated all the time, while others just make me scratch my head as to what they were thinking. Anyway, here is a list...

Digging for gold?... Find any gold yet?... and numerous other variations

Putting in an escalator? Where is the elevator?

[While making crush] What did you do to get that job? You getting paid?



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